All right all you British people that does it! - Page 2

silverstar · 02-14-2005, 05:50 PM

Ouch.

That's gotta hurt.

Lara

Skip · 02-14-2005, 07:31 PM

I find that awfully hard to believe, as reported.

If she yanked (medical term) on the scrotum hard enough to rip them off, 1.it would be unusual to just get only 1 testicle without the other, and a tremendous amount of force would be needed to actually pull it off without cutting the scrotum first, 2. if it did rip off, it would throw the bloke into shock, and likely kill him from acute blood loss, if not surgically stopped (abdominal surgery to hunt down, and ligate the end) ASAP.

bandman · 02-14-2005, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip

I find that awfully hard to believe, as reported.

If she yanked (medical term) on the scrotum hard enough to rip them off, 1.it would be unusual to just get only 1 testicle without the other, and a tremendous amount of force would be needed to actually pull it off without cutting the scrotum first, 2. if it did rip off, it would throw the bloke into shock, and likely kill him from acute blood loss, if not surgically stopped (abdominal surgery to hunt down, and ligate the end) ASAP.

Sounds to me as if Skip is an attorney!

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Originally Posted by Heavens2kadonka

Yeah, there are some pretty strange birds on the other side of the pond.

Van

And we here in the States have Lorana Bobitt and Tanya Harding.

Skip · 02-15-2005, 12:27 AM

Bandsman,

Sorry, you guesssed wrong. Not an attorney. I'm 100% medical.

Skip

davidjohnson · 02-15-2005, 04:16 AM

??i thought scrotum was that little moon that circled uranus

i don't guess the boyfriend will be starring in that new greek hero movie...'testicleez the great'....

dj

Heavens2kadonka · 02-15-2005, 11:28 AM

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??i thought scrotum was that little moon that circled uranus

i don't guess the boyfriend will be starring in that new greek hero movie...'testicleez the great'....

dj

Yay the first pun, boo the second.

Yes, Im figuring that the stories arent all completely correct. Its not like every woman in Europe wanders the coutryside, ripping unknowing-men's scrotums off (When the men are not doing it themselves, mind you).

bandman · 02-15-2005, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip

Bandsman,

Sorry, you guesssed wrong. Not an attorney. I'm 100% medical.

Skip

Wow! So you actually knew what you were talking about!!! Your post was written in a manner that sounded like you did, so I guessed attorney!

Medical folks are my favorites, as I've had too darn many medical problems this past year. Friday is the anniversary of my heart attack and quad bypass that didn't work. Since that time I've had too many lawyers contact me who always sound like they know what they are talking about. I'm not interested, the bypass didn't work, but in the long rin they did save my life! For that I thank them and would never consider a suit.

Skip · 02-15-2005, 05:17 PM

Bandman,

Thanks. Glad that you are keep on keepin on, and hope that everything gets better real soon.

Skip

dave_59 · 02-17-2005, 06:39 PM

she's a scouser...says it all really.
dave

Robert Rowe · 02-21-2005, 04:05 PM

Soooo ... now, what do you call this dude (the afflicted victim) ??
"Uni-ball" ... no -- I think some pen company has that name registered.
"Mono-nut" ... I like that!
Wondering if he'll need to have his jock-staps altered ??

Robert Rowe

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Skip Pianissimo User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 244	I find that awfully hard to believe, as reported. If she yanked (medical term) on the scrotum hard enough to rip them off, 1.it would be unusual to just get only 1 testicle without the other, and a tremendous amount of force would be needed to actually pull it off without cutting the scrotum first, 2. if it did rip off, it would throw the bloke into shock, and likely kill him from acute blood loss, if not surgically stopped (abdominal surgery to hunt down, and ligate the end) ASAP.

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Skip Pianissimo User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 244	Bandsman, Sorry, you guesssed wrong. Not an attorney. I'm 100% medical. Skip

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Skip Pianissimo User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 244	Bandman, Thanks. Glad that you are keep on keepin on, and hope that everything gets better real soon. Skip

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Robert Rowe Piano User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 498	Soooo ... now, what do you call this dude (the afflicted victim) ?? "Uni-ball" ... no -- I think some pen company has that name registered. "Mono-nut" ... I like that! Wondering if he'll need to have his jock-staps altered ?? Robert Rowe

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