Farm Life - Page 2

Dave Mickley · 03-16-2007, 01:19 PM

and woke us all up and saved every one of us from certain death - that little pig did. Dave

Solar Bell · 03-16-2007, 01:41 PM

Wow, is that what happened to his leg? Got burned in the fire?

-cw-

Tootsall · 03-16-2007, 02:48 PM

"Nope. As a matter of fact we cut that leg off the pig and cooked it up for dinner a month or so ago."

Mikey · 03-16-2007, 03:02 PM

Jeez...when you get to his huevos, I'm turning vegetarian.

Solar Bell · 03-16-2007, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey

Jeez...when you get to his huevos, I'm turning vegetarian.

I didn't remember that part! Thanks!

-cw-

Manny Laureano · 03-16-2007, 05:39 PM

"What...you took off his LEG? You ate it a month ago? Why in heavens name did you do that?!"

ML

Rgale · 03-16-2007, 10:02 PM

"Well, a pig like that- you can't eat him all at once...."

Tootsall · 03-16-2007, 11:48 PM

sha-da-boomp!

trpt2345 · 03-17-2007, 12:01 AM

Actually, it's a different pig farmer joke. A guy buys a pig farm, and asks a vet how can he tell if a pig is pregnant. The vet says it's easy, a pregnant pig won't stand but prefers to lie in the mud. OK, the farmer says, what's the best way to breed the herd? Vet says artifical insemination, everyone does that nowadays. Is that difficult? No the vet says you can do it yourself.

The farmer gets the wrong idea so the next day......

If I post the rest of it I might in trouble, so send me an off-list message if you want to get the rest of it.

BTW, Wilmer, I heard that joke from Khan Jamal!

Michael McLaughlin

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde

03-16-2007, 01:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
Dave Mickley Piano User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 379	Re: Farm Life and woke us all up and saved every one of us from certain death - that little pig did. Dave __________________ formerly known as old geezer Dave C7 Yam. 231 Fl. 15383 King Master Cornet 295628 Weril Cornet Lo 7535

03-16-2007, 01:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
Solar Bell Moderator Fortissimo User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 3,921	Re: Farm Life Wow, is that what happened to his leg? Got burned in the fire? -cw- __________________ Chuck Willard *The Willard of Oz* "Don't be afraid to see what you see." Ronald Reagan

03-16-2007, 02:48 PM	#13 (permalink)
Tootsall Fortissimo User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Yee HAW! Posts: 4,641	Re: Farm Life "Nope. As a matter of fact we cut that leg off the pig and cooked it up for dinner a month or so ago."

03-16-2007, 03:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mikey Forte User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,864	Re: Farm Life Jeez...when you get to his huevos, I'm turning vegetarian.

03-16-2007, 05:39 PM	#16 (permalink)
Manny Laureano Utimate User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,989	Re: Farm Life "What...you took off his LEG? You ate it a month ago? Why in heavens name did you do that?!" ML

03-16-2007, 10:02 PM	#17 (permalink)
Rgale Mezzo Forte User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 856	Re: Farm Life "Well, a pig like that- you can't eat him all at once...." __________________ Listen to your inner voice before it says ,"I told you so".

03-16-2007, 11:48 PM	#18 (permalink)
Tootsall Fortissimo User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Yee HAW! Posts: 4,641	Re: Farm Life sha-da-boomp!

03-17-2007, 12:01 AM	#19 (permalink)
trpt2345 Mezzo Forte User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 747	Re: Farm Life Actually, it's a different pig farmer joke. A guy buys a pig farm, and asks a vet how can he tell if a pig is pregnant. The vet says it's easy, a pregnant pig won't stand but prefers to lie in the mud. OK, the farmer says, what's the best way to breed the herd? Vet says artifical insemination, everyone does that nowadays. Is that difficult? No the vet says you can do it yourself. The farmer gets the wrong idea so the next day...... If I post the rest of it I might in trouble, so send me an off-list message if you want to get the rest of it. BTW, Wilmer, I heard that joke from Khan Jamal! Michael McLaughlin Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde __________________ Chicago MM

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