Manny Laureano

What did the French Tarzan say when he saw a good looking bull swing through the trees in the jungle?

"C'est un beau vine!"

ML

rbtrumpet08

i dont take french but still got it. wow that was so bad it got a nice chuckle!

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dow30

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid replies, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

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rbtrumpet08

hehe ive heard that one before but its still good.

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Solar Bell

ML wrote:
Bad day for me...

I was thinking of the stock answer....

I thought of homooosexual cows (not a nice though)

And the tought of getting a cow in the can....
No! like this....



Then I thought of the cops, you know...3 Gay Cowballeros...

But not udder stewpidty!
Too obvious I guess.

-cw-

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