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A.N.A. Mendez · 01-27-2006, 02:32 PM

So then the guy says "i'll bet you 200 bucks I can make that horse cry"
Bartenderr says " look, I can't believe you made that horse laugh but there is no way you can make him cry, you're on".
So........

Mikey · 01-27-2006, 02:47 PM

Let me take a stab at it..............

So the guy leads the horse out back behind the bar.........In a moment or two, the guys in the bar hear this horrible crying......

The guy and the horse come back into the bar.........

A.N.A. Mendez · 01-27-2006, 02:57 PM

And the bartender pays the guy his $200.00 shaking his head in disbelief.The guy goes to leave and the now poorer bartender says " hey wait a minute buddy, you can't just take off without telling me how you did that!"
So the guy turns and says "Easy, to make him laugh I just...................

Mikey · 01-27-2006, 03:12 PM

Wait for it..............

trumpetmike · 01-27-2006, 03:18 PM

This had better be good - the build up has been almost interesting

(beats the politics anyway

)

Mikey · 01-27-2006, 03:24 PM

"told him my wang was bigger than his."

"To make him cry, I showed him."

A.N.A. Mendez · 01-27-2006, 09:40 PM

AW I didn't get back in time to finish it..................'

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B15M · 01-27-2006, 09:46 PM

I was hoping for a better ending

mrfabulous963 · 01-27-2006, 11:07 PM

eh, it was an okay joke

A.N.A. Mendez · 01-28-2006, 06:22 PM

I have no control over the help around here.......... '

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01-27-2006, 02:32 PM	#121 (permalink)
A.N.A. Mendez Mezzo Piano User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 599	So then the guy says "i'll bet you 200 bucks I can make that horse cry" Bartenderr says " look, I can't believe you made that horse laugh but there is no way you can make him cry, you're on". So........ __________________ (Above) Alexanders ragtime band-circa 1960 "Baby, I'm already the coolest, and the hippist, now you want me to be on time too?" Buddy Love "We appointed all our worst generals to command our armies, and our best generals to edit our newspapers." Robert E. Lee

01-27-2006, 02:57 PM	#123 (permalink)
A.N.A. Mendez Mezzo Piano User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 599	And the bartender pays the guy his $200.00 shaking his head in disbelief.The guy goes to leave and the now poorer bartender says " hey wait a minute buddy, you can't just take off without telling me how you did that!" So the guy turns and says "Easy, to make him laugh I just................... __________________ (Above) Alexanders ragtime band-circa 1960 "Baby, I'm already the coolest, and the hippist, now you want me to be on time too?" Buddy Love "We appointed all our worst generals to command our armies, and our best generals to edit our newspapers." Robert E. Lee

01-27-2006, 09:40 PM	#127 (permalink)
A.N.A. Mendez Mezzo Piano User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 599	AW I didn't get back in time to finish it..................'' __________________ (Above) Alexanders ragtime band-circa 1960 "Baby, I'm already the coolest, and the hippist, now you want me to be on time too?" Buddy Love "We appointed all our worst generals to command our armies, and our best generals to edit our newspapers." Robert E. Lee

01-28-2006, 06:22 PM	#130 (permalink)
A.N.A. Mendez Mezzo Piano User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 599	I have no control over the help around here.......... '' __________________ (Above) Alexanders ragtime band-circa 1960 "Baby, I'm already the coolest, and the hippist, now you want me to be on time too?" Buddy Love "We appointed all our worst generals to command our armies, and our best generals to edit our newspapers." Robert E. Lee

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01-27-2006, 02:47 PM	#122 (permalink)
Mikey Forte User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,864	Let me take a stab at it.............. So the guy leads the horse out back behind the bar.........In a moment or two, the guys in the bar hear this horrible crying...... The guy and the horse come back into the bar.........

01-27-2006, 03:12 PM	#124 (permalink)
Mikey Forte User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,864	Wait for it..............

01-27-2006, 03:18 PM	#125 (permalink)
trumpetmike Forte User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Farnham (a place too smal Posts: 1,202	This had better be good - the build up has been almost interesting (beats the politics anyway )

01-27-2006, 03:24 PM	#126 (permalink)
Mikey Forte User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,864	"told him my wang was bigger than his." "To make him cry, I showed him."

01-27-2006, 09:46 PM	#128 (permalink)
B15M Forte User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Monroe Ct. Posts: 1,261	I was hoping for a better ending

01-27-2006, 11:07 PM	#129 (permalink)
mrfabulous963 Piano User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 287	eh, it was an okay joke

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