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DLoeffler · 01-14-2006, 01:30 AM

A friend of mine held his spit valve together for 16 months with the same piece of duct tape. Does that mean there are now 1002 uses for that stuff?

bandman · 01-14-2006, 05:53 PM

Question:

If a man goes far into the woods where no woman can hear him when he speaks is he still wrong?

Tootsall · 01-14-2006, 07:36 PM

Of course he is.... she knew what he was thinking before he said it.

londonhusker · 01-14-2006, 08:15 PM

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camelbrass · 01-14-2006, 10:37 PM

Or if he wasn't thinking that, he should have been!!!

Regards,

Trevor

Eclipsehornplayer · 01-14-2006, 11:54 PM

Nice Post Manny,

Nah, the wife is not going to see these things. As right as she always is, she'd see where you missed somethings and be certain to add them.

Romance 101: What is it? Does it last longer then 2 minutes?

And of course in your frontal lobotomy you'll also need to be certain to add Sweetest day and Valentine's day.

I thought I was home free when we moved from the Detroit area to here 1 1/2 hours southwest of Atlanta, no one here knew what the significance of sweetest day was. I called a the local Olive Garden to make reservations and was startled that 2 weeks in advace I could get a reservation. I said to the young lady on the phone, "So you don't have to make reservations down here for sweetest day eh?" She said, "What's sweetest day?" I talked with my co-workers at work they thought I was nuts. No one in south central Georgia knew what Sweetest day was. Wow!

I knew that I liked the south for some reason! I told her that it was a hallmark holiday in which we men folk are expected to pamper our significant others dinner, gift etc.... She was stunned, she said,"When did this start?"

Sadly the wife overheard the conversation and I learned what any twice married man should have figured out long ago. When mama's happy everyone's happy, when mama's unhappy no ones happy. Mama was not happy with me for a while, lesson learned!

Thank God mama don't know I post here!

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bandman Forte User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lafayette, LA, USA Posts: 1,040	Question: If a man goes far into the woods where no woman can hear him when he speaks is he still wrong? __________________

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Eclipsehornplayer Forte User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Flat Rock, Michigan Posts: 2,395	Nice Post Manny, Nah, the wife is not going to see these things. As right as she always is, she'd see where you missed somethings and be certain to add them. Romance 101: What is it? Does it last longer then 2 minutes? And of course in your frontal lobotomy you'll also need to be certain to add Sweetest day and Valentine's day. I thought I was home free when we moved from the Detroit area to here 1 1/2 hours southwest of Atlanta, no one here knew what the significance of sweetest day was. I called a the local Olive Garden to make reservations and was startled that 2 weeks in advace I could get a reservation. I said to the young lady on the phone, "So you don't have to make reservations down here for sweetest day eh?" She said, "What's sweetest day?" I talked with my co-workers at work they thought I was nuts. No one in south central Georgia knew what Sweetest day was. Wow! I knew that I liked the south for some reason! I told her that it was a hallmark holiday in which we men folk are expected to pamper our significant others dinner, gift etc.... She was stunned, she said,"When did this start?" Sadly the wife overheard the conversation and I learned what any twice married man should have figured out long ago. When mama's happy everyone's happy, when mama's unhappy no ones happy. Mama was not happy with me for a while, lesson learned! Thank God mama don't know I post here! __________________ Eclipse MHY Bb Trumpet with interchangable leadpipes Bach 229 25A C Trumpet Getzen Capri Bb Cornet GR & Monette mouthpieces

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01-14-2006, 01:30 AM	#11 (permalink)
DLoeffler Pianissimo User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Columbia, South Carolina Posts: 93	A friend of mine held his spit valve together for 16 months with the same piece of duct tape. Does that mean there are now 1002 uses for that stuff?

01-14-2006, 07:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
Tootsall Fortissimo User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Yee HAW! Posts: 4,641	Of course he is.... she knew what he was thinking before he said it.

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camelbrass Mezzo Forte User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dubai, UAE Posts: 798	Or if he wasn't thinking that, he should have been!!! Regards, Trevor

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