Richard Oliver

Sounds good to me as long as they unjuice the ball and raise the pitcher's mound back to where it should be.

Richard

dow30

No, No, No, horses on ice is not good Manny. All 4 legs start going different directions, very scary feeling. Although I didn't have a very fun episode this morning, just the opposite. You have to realize these are 3 year old, 1200 pound beasts, pumped with steroids until theirs eyes are popping out of their heads. I was riding one that is not real smart to begin with. He starts spinning faster than the blades on a helicopter and crosses his legs, well next thing I know, I'm crashing to the ground with 1200 pounds coming on top of me. Luckily nothing broken and I got out of the way before he rolled back over. Little sore all over and what a headache.

I should have been a secretary but I can't type or make coffee!

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Mikey

You don't have to know how to make coffee to be a secretary. You just have to look purdy and flirt with the boss.

dow30

Hi Mikey,

You're probably right but I really didn't want to go there.

Not to change to subject, well maybe it isn't changing the subject. But back when Mr. Bill was president, there was a race horse named Oh, Monica. The horses break out of the gate and Oh, Monica stumbled and the announcer immediately says "and Oh, Monica is on her knees again". I couldn't believe he said that and just went on calling the the race without a stutter. I wish I taped the races that day.

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Mikey

I see nothing "political" about your post. After all, we are talking about horse racing, aren't we?

_TrumpeT_

At least no cigarette company has funded for research on cancer treatment to my knowledge.

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Manny Laureano

Actually, they have but the results were disputed as a result of conflict of interest accusations.

What does this have to do with GM bio-engineering horses in Minnesota to grow ice skates on their hooves to help combat globalwarming? Wasn't that the original question? What idiot started this thread, anyways?

ML

gzent

Give a guy a snow-day and look at the mischief he can bring forth - Geez!

There ought to be a law against such things.

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dow30

First let me say, I can build a computer from scratch but I don't know how to do the "quote thing" so:

Manny Laureano
"Actually, they have but the results were disputed as a result of conflict of interest accusations.

What does this have to do with GM bio-engineering horses in Minnesota to grow ice skates on their hooves to help combat global warming? Wasn't that the original question? What idiot started this thread, anyways?"

ML

OK, I'll tell you what all this has to do with GM, they are going to have some major financing crisis due to the market correction (polite way of saying crash), horses should grow ice skates on theirs hooves because it would be less stress on their legs if they could skate, instead of run, we should all turn our air conditioners to combat global warming, Al Gore is going to throw his hat in the ring for President at the last possible moment for president as the dark horse because of his global warming fame, and are there any cures for hiccuping after consuming half a bottle of Advil and half a bottle of Wine of the month (German Pinot Noir) due to work injuries, and yes I will get up at 4:30 am and go to work as I do 7 days a week, 365 days a year and can't complain because at least 50% of the work force is illegal, so they can't complain, and if I do, I will be out a job and some illegall will be hired, but I am sitting here listening to Claudio Roditi play Milestones and will have another glass of wine. Maybe that will stop the hiccups! Do not give Manny any more snow days and please excuse any run on sentences or if i was running off at the mouth!!!!!

P.S. I believe they call this venting!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.S. Manny, see what you started!

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