I'm so, so sorry... - Page 2

Clarence · 11-18-2005, 05:37 PM

Yea i fell for that one!
didnt see it coming.
I was blind sided.

ROGERIO · 11-18-2005, 05:38 PM

Goodness NO! Don't give up the day job!!!! ... actually what do you call that... you perform mostly at night don't you Manny?

BTW ---- NPR - MO tonight doing Beethoven... that's all I caught as I left the house this morning... You recommend Manny?... are you playing in this recorded concert?

There must be a joke in the "eye for an eye"... but I just can't seem to put it together... anyone?

tpter1 · 11-18-2005, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clarence

...I was blind sided.

Clarence, you rock!

Manny Laureano · 11-18-2005, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROGERIO

You recommend Manny?... are you playing in this recorded concert?

If it's us and Ludwig it's a sure bet. We're playing something else live tonight, though. Let me know how it went.

ML

Alex Yates · 11-18-2005, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manny Laureano

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROGERIO

You recommend Manny?... are you playing in this recorded concert?

If it's us and Ludwig it's a sure bet. We're playing something else live tonight, though. Let me know how it went. <---- I listened to last piece. It was a live broadcast and it went well. I wrote about it in your forum.

ML

Tootsall · 11-19-2005, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tpter1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clarence

...I was blind sided.

Clarence, you rock!

LMAO... right on, Glenn.

for that one, Clarence.

Solar Bell · 11-19-2005, 09:10 AM

Manny....

You think YOU'RE so sorry????

Miguel Rodriquez long suffered from insomnia. It was a rare night that he slept more than an hour. He had consulted numerous physicians in Mexico and the United States but none had been able to help him. Even the strongest sedatives could not give him a restful night of sleep. One day, Miguel met and fell in love with a beautiful senorita named Esta Gonzales. Now when he wants to sleep he just looks at her picture.

Miguel has known from his childhood that to see Esta is to sleep.

-cw-

Manny Laureano · 11-19-2005, 09:14 AM

You asked for it...

These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

TOP

Solar Bell · 11-19-2005, 09:24 AM

OK...you're on...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do... Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.
The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing, but you left your Injun runnin'."

-cw-

Manny Laureano · 11-19-2005, 09:28 AM

laughwave:

That was excellent! Especially the cartoon balloon of Tonto running around that damned horse...

ML

11-18-2005, 05:37 PM	#11 (permalink)
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11-19-2005, 09:10 AM	#17 (permalink)
Solar Bell Moderator Fortissimo User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 3,912	Manny.... You think YOU'RE so sorry???? Miguel Rodriquez long suffered from insomnia. It was a rare night that he slept more than an hour. He had consulted numerous physicians in Mexico and the United States but none had been able to help him. Even the strongest sedatives could not give him a restful night of sleep. One day, Miguel met and fell in love with a beautiful senorita named Esta Gonzales. Now when he wants to sleep he just looks at her picture. Miguel has known from his childhood that to see Esta is to sleep. -cw- __________________ Chuck Willard *The Willard of Oz* "Don't be afraid to see what you see." Ronald Reagan

11-19-2005, 09:24 AM	#19 (permalink)
Solar Bell Moderator Fortissimo User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 3,912	OK...you're on... The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do... Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?" The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing, but you left your Injun runnin'." -cw- __________________ Chuck Willard *The Willard of Oz* "Don't be afraid to see what you see." Ronald Reagan

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11-18-2005, 05:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
ROGERIO Mezzo Forte User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: PHOENIX, AZ Posts: 926	Goodness NO! Don't give up the day job!!!! ... actually what do you call that... you perform mostly at night don't you Manny? BTW ---- NPR - MO tonight doing Beethoven... that's all I caught as I left the house this morning... You recommend Manny?... are you playing in this recorded concert? There must be a joke in the "eye for an eye"... but I just can't seem to put it together... anyone?

11-19-2005, 09:14 AM	#18 (permalink)
Manny Laureano Utimate User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,989	You asked for it... These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars. TOP

11-19-2005, 09:28 AM	#20 (permalink)
Manny Laureano Utimate User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,989	laughwave: That was excellent! Especially the cartoon balloon of Tonto running around that damned horse... ML

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