Solar Bell

Has to be a yearly bump!

Thanks again!

-cw-

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The Willard of Oz

"Don't be afraid to see what you see."
Ronald Reagan

B15M

I don't get it ???

Manny Laureano

It's Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer in latin.

ML

rowuk

I want Alex to sing it - and post the mp3!

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trumpetmike

I'm afraid there isn't a demonstration for this one (and no, I'm not going to record one), but whilst we are in the mood for singing Christmas tunes

Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy.
With little straps, like spaghetti.
It holds me so tight,
like handcuffs at night.
Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait until the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing.
Didn't ask, permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear......


(sung to Winter Wonderland, in case you hadn't managed to work it out)

Or, if we are in a classical literature mood, how about The Night Before Christmas, for intellectuals


Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual yultide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as "Mus musculus". Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward edge of the wood-burning caloric apparatus, pursuant to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an imminent visitation from an eccentric philanthropist among whose folkloric appelations is the honorific title of St. Nicholas.
The prepubescent siblings, comfortably esconced in their respective accomadations of repose, were experiencing subconcious visual hallucinations of variegated fruit confections moving rhythmically through their cerebums. My conjugal partner and I, attired in our nocturnal head coverings, were about to take slumbrous advantage of the hibernal darkness when upon the avenaceous exterior portion of the grounds there ascended such a cacophony of dissonance that I felt compelled to arise with alacrity from my place of repose for the purpose of ascertaing the precise source thereof.
Hastening to the casement, I forthwith opened the barriers sealing this fenestration, noting thereupon that the lunar brillance without, reflected as it was on the surface of a recent crystalline precipitation, might be said to rival that of the solar meridian itself - thus permitting my incredulous optical sensory organs to behold a miniature airborne runnered conveyance drawn by eight diminutive specimens of the genus "Rangifer", piloted by a miniscule, aged chauffer so ebullient and nimble hthat it became instantly apparent to me that he was indeed our anticipated caller. With his ungulate motive power traveling at what may possibly have been more vertiginous than patriotic alar predators, he vociferated loudly, expelled breath mysticaly through contractor labia, and addressed each of the octet by his or her respective cognomen "Now Dasher, now Dancer ..." et al. - guiding them to the uppermost exterior level of our abode, through which structure I could easily distinguish the concatenations of each of the 32 pedal extremities.
As I retracted my cranium form its erstwhile location, and was performing a 180-degree pivot, our distinguished visitant achieved - with utmost celerity and via a downward leap - entry by way of the smoke passage. He was clad entirely in animal pelts soiled by the residue from the oxidations of carboniferous fuels which had accumulated on the walls thereof. His resemblance to the street vendor I attributed largely to the plethera of assorted playthings which he bore dorsally in a commodious cloth receptacle.
His orbs were scintillant with reflected luminousity, while his submaxillary dermal indentation gave every evidence of enjoying amiability. The capillaries of his malor regions and nasal appurtenance were engorged with blood which suffused the subcuteneous layers, the former approximating the colorations of Albion's floral emblem, the latter that of the "Prunus avim," or sweet cherry. His amusing sub - and supralabials resembled nothing so much as a common loop knot, and their ambient hirsute facial adornment appeared like small, tabular and columnar crystals of frozen water.
Clenched firmly between his incisors was a smoking piece whose gray fumes forming a tenuous ellipse about his occiput, were suggestive of a decorative seasonal circlet of holly. His visage was wider than it was high, and when he waxed audibly mirthful, his corpulent abdominal region undulated in the manner of impectinated fruit syrup in a hemisherical container. He was, in short, neither more nor less an abses, jocund, multigenerian gnome, the optical perception of whom rendered me visibly frolicsome despite every effort to refrain from being so. By rapidly lowering and then elevating one eyelid and rotating his head slightly to one side, he indicated that trepidation on my part was groundless.
Without utterance and with dispatch, he commenced filling the aforementioned articles with merchandise extracted from his aforementioned previously dorsally transported recepectacle. Upon completion of this task, he executed an abrupt about face, placed a single manual digit in lateral juxtaposition to his olfactory organ, inclined his cranium forward in a gesture of leave taking, and forthwith affected his egress by renegotiating (in reverse) the smoke passage. He then propelled himself up a short vector on to his conveyance, directed a musical expulsion of air through his contracted oral sphincter to the antlered quadrupeds of burden, and proceeded to soar aloft in a movement hitherto observable chiefly among the seed-bearing portions of a common weed. But I overheard his parting exclamation, immediately prior to his vehiculation beyond the limits of visibility: "Ecstatic yuletide to the planetary constituency, and to that self-same assembleage, my sincerest wishes for salubriously benefical and gratifingly pleasurable period between sunset and dawn.

Solar Bell

I remember the first time I heard THAT one to. (the song)

Too Funny Mike!

-cw-

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Chuck Willard
The Willard of Oz

"Don't be afraid to see what you see."
Ronald Reagan

Shermock

Reading that caused spasmodic diaphragmatic fluctuations!



Shermock

wilcox96

I spewed forth a mixture of viscous, slimy mucins and a liquified decoction of roasted & levigated (genus) Coffea.....!!!!

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tpter1

Upon visual cognisence, a spasmodic contraction in my abdominal region caused my vocal chords to vibrate, issuing forth a wordless utterance sounding as a guffaw. In so doing, the fluids contained within the eustachian tubes did become maligned. Subsequently, gravity excercised itself casuing my anal region to make contact with a hard surface below my place of repose, with a rather disconcerting tremor. Jocularity issued forth from my oral cavity with continued spasms from my abdominal musculature.

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Alex Yates

Good stuff!

Oh, and Rowuk, I tried to sing "Rudolphus" out loud to myself and decided it would be best not to subject all of you to an MP3 of the event. LOL.