| No one will succeed in getting my Eclipse. If they do, they'll at least be sporting a couple nice gunshot wounds. I hear it's hard to play trumpet on punctured lungs. Anyway, I think it only fair that I take the Eclipse to Iraq. The Iraqies deserve to hear me at my best and that is definetly on the Eclipse. The case will be made of airplane grade aluminum with alot of very nice cushy stuff inside. Actually... I gotta get one for my horns, and my laptop. Jeeeeeez.
Oh and I mainly decided to take the Eclipse so Leigh will shit himself everytime he sees "Us Soldier shot" on the news.
-J |