| imaginary horns
8) i have in my collection a heavy caliber messerschmidt assault trumpet with armor-piercing range extenders, von braun designed valve block, golden panzer water keys, and buzz-bomb tone filter....made by krupp armaments.
this lethal instrument was hidden in a bavarian dungeon during late wwII where it was liberated by my father on a top-secret raid. this horn has never met a piece of music it couldn't conquer!
i also have the custom 'jezebel 69' which produces sultry sounds for naughty tunes. :P
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