| Camels
Smoking in the Rain
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke.
That's the only place they can smoke at the nursing home, when it
started to rain.
One of the old ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
The second old lady asks, "What's that?"
The first old lady replies, "A condom. It keeps them dry."
The second old lady asks, "Where'd you get it?"
The first lady replies, "You can get them at any drug store."
The next day the second old lady hobbles into the local drug store and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms.
The guy looks at her rather strangely; she is after all in her 80's. He
then recovers himself, and politely asks what kind or brand she prefers.
Doesn't matter," she replies, "as long as it fits a camel." |