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Old 03-30-2004, 07:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ozzieworld

FOUND IN A "PERSONAL PROBLEMS" ADVICE COLUMN OF AN
AUSTRALIAN MAGAZINE


I am a sailor in the Australian Navy. My parents live in the suburb of
Redfern and one of my sisters, who lives in Canberra, is married to a Kiwi.

My father and mother have recently been arrested growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes in Kings Cross.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Long Bay Jail, Sydney, for the rape and murder of a teenage girl in 1994, the other is being held in the Parramatta remand center on charges of incest with three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Chatswood and indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.

We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancée utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager.

I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into
the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Kiwi?
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