| An elderly gent at the rest home decides to get himself all spruced up. He gets dressed in his finest, puts on his best bow tie and slips into his tweed jacket with leather elbow patches.
Taking his cane he strolls down the sidewalk to the neighbourhood pub.
Selecting a barstool next to a very attractive young lady, he orders a beer and leans over to ask her, "Tell me, do I come in here often"? |