Thread: Valve alignment
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Old 05-10-2005, 09:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
Rimshot
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It is highly unlikely Manny would have any reason to know about this.

As I understand it, should the alignment of piston openings to tubing get off by as much as 0.000001 millimeter in a Monette, a silent alarm is transmitted by the horn via satellite to a 24 monitoring station in Oregon. The on-call master technician flys out immediately, enters your home while you sleep, and corrects the fault. Small particles of scattered mint chutney were once found by a suspicious owner, but now that the techs are forbidden to eat while they work, there is never even the smallest trace left behind.
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