| When you buy a new mute... you are supposed to immediately throw it on the floor.
When you get a new horn, let it bump against the edge of the stand.
When you buy a new pair of shoes...find a pile of dog doo and step in it.
When you get a new car, park it in the smallest spot at WallyMart that you can find and leave it there for an hour.
NOW, with the stress of wondering WHEN the inevitable will happen taken of the way, proceed on with your life.
Oh! The fashion thing..... why is it that the "lardiest" people are the ones who wear the pants the lowest? The ones with the saggiest bellies always have to hang them over the top of their waistbands and wear the "belly shirts"? The people who should know better have to have a tattoo at their lower spine and THEN allow their "T-bars" to show? (Gad.... and they talk about "plumbers' butt"!) |