you're in the south when you see a brand new BMW with a gun-rack attached to the back of it.
you have bad valve oil when spit works better.
you need a more balanced practice routine when you can take the 1st part of your current group up an octave but have trouble keeping up with a 1 1/2 hour Jr.High band camp.
I'll think of plenty more. Anyone else feel free to join in. Preferrably keep it clean.
