O'Hare? No space? Bah humbug dude, you ain't never been in Alaska.
Here's "no space", Alaska 737-200's land here about once a day:
http://www.airnav.com/airport/PADU
I hear the missed approach procedure is tricky also as you're flying directly around a mountain.
I hear you though on the regulations Toots. Even as a humble ol' Cessna driver, there's a helluvalota rules you could get busted on if the FAA decides to run a spot check on your aircraft and papers. I forget the specific clause in the law, but the FAA is a civil, not "legal" per say branch of the government; thus, they can run a "search without suspicion" on you as long as it's not specifically for marijuana or legal matters like that.