| Welcome,
A little bit of advice and you’ll be fine.
This is a “FRIENDLY PLACE”, so don’t go around getting people upset with you. If you have an opinion about something, keep it to yourself. (we really don’t want to hear it, it may be, and probably IS different than ours)
Do NOT say anything bad about ANY Moderator. Even though they cannot stand each other, they will band together to protect the name of Moderator.
Do NOT say ANYTHING disparaging about Monette, Schilke, Bach, or Eclipse.
There are no other trumpets worth mentioning, so don’t bother liking any other trumpet.
DO NOT POST ANYTHING THAT DISAGREES WITH A CERTAIN PR KARATE EXPERT WHO DRIVES A BIG BLACK GERMAN FREEWAY SHARK!!
Do NOT post about religion
Do NOT post about politics
Do NOT post about saxophones
Do NOT post about oral hygiene
Do NOT mess with the OLD WISE ONE.
Do NOT post ANYTHING bad about Louis Armstrong!
Remember that there are only 3 types of mouthpiece users;
Those who use Monette
Those who use a Bach 3C or larger and
All others, who are MORONS……PERIOD
Post your thread in ONE PLACE ONLY! The moderators are very jealous of each other and believe that only their advice is the best, so they get real mad if you post the same question or comment in another area. ( They ARE allowed to move your post to a different spot if they think it is not worthy of their attention)
Remember the ALAMO!
Be sure to post in every poll you can find.
(it is very important to the marketing guys to know who is better: Maynard or Herb Alpert)
(( who dressed better? Mozart or Bach? is a personal favorite!))
Have fun and enjoy the site.
If you find you cannot abide by the aforementioned rules,
You’ll fit right in.
-cw-
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Chuck Willard
The Willard of Oz
"Don't be afraid to see what you see."
Ronald Reagan |