| WARNING - this joke contains extremely mild profanity. You've been warned.
(it's better if you read it out loud)
So a bear walks into a bar in Bozeman Montana. He goes up to the bartender and says "I'd like a beer, please."
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Bozeman. You'll have to go."
The bear say, "look, if you won't give me a beer, I'm going to eat that woman siting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Look, I'm sorry, but we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Bozeman."
So the bear goes to the woman, attacks her and devours her. He goes back to the bartender and says, "Now...I'd like a beer please."
The bartender looks back the the bear and says, "No, I'm sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Bozeman when the bear in on drugs."
The bear, flabbergasted, says, "what are you talking about? I'm not on drugs!"
The bartender replies, "Sure you are. That was a bar bitch you ate."
(Like, "barbiturate") I'm sorry too...
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