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Old 12-02-2005, 05:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Description of horns for sale?????

Have you ever noticed that every horn that comes up for sale, especially on Ebay, is a horn that "Plays great!" or it is "the "best horn I've ever played"?

I'm waiting for an advertisement that tells it like it is:


"I bought this horn and I thought it would be great, but the horn really sucks. I paid $2000 and I'd really like to get $1900 for it since it is almost new. The horn has only been played a few times (it didn't take long for me to realize just how bad it is) so you can consider it as brand new.

I will ship to anywhere. Shipping is only $50 and you will save $50 off the price of a new horn when you add the cost of the horn and shipping together. I'll even include a half full bottle of valve oil with this sale!"
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