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Old 12-19-2005, 11:00 AM   #9 (permalink)
Liad Bar-EL
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Jewish Mothers and Psychiatrists

"I had the strangest dream last night," a young Jewish man was telling his psychiatrist.

"I saw my mother but, when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. And you can imagine, I found this very disturbing. In fact, I woke up immediately and couldn't get back to sleep. I just lay there in bed waiting for morning to come. Then I got up, drank a Coke, and came right over here for my appointment. I thought you could help me explain the meaning of this strange dream.

The psychiatrist was silent for a full minute before responding:
"A Coke? That's a breakfast?"
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