| Next Saturday our band is doing a dance for the Robert Burns Society.
Last year at the dance I opened my wallet to pay for a drink (hey it's a Scottish party ya gotta pay) and when the bar tender heard the velcro on the wallet he said
"That's a grrreat Scot'sman wallet ye got there...it even scrrreams when ye open it!"
-cw-
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Chuck Willard
The Willard of Oz
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