Mikey

I think we all could use a good laugh:



Sad news about beer. You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the
evidence seems irrefutable.

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a
recent analysis revealed the presence of "female hormones" in beer, and
suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that drinking too much beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a
one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained
weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
nothing, had to sit down to pee, couldn't perform sexually, and refused
to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.