tpter1

I got thisw from a good freind of mine this am...tought it too good not to share...
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were
receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead
cow. They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a white
sheet. The professor started the class by telling
them, "In vet medicine, it is necessary
To have two important qualities as a doctor: The first
is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back
the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead
cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and
do the same thing," he told his students. The students
freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But
eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking
on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at
them and told them, "The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck
in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now
learn to pay attention."

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