| AN IRISH POEM
Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the heckare you I think.
I'm not under what you call,
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet,
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
So just give me one more fink to drill my cup,
'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.
-cw-
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Chuck Willard
The Willard of Oz
"Don't be afraid to see what you see."
Ronald Reagan |