Yeah, I think the school is being pretty stupid. The little girls song is one I knew about thirty years ago. Along with:
Glory, glory hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Hid behind the door with a loaded .44
Now teacher don't teach no more!
Or....
(to the tune of 'Four Leaf Clover'
I'm looking over,
my dead dog Rover,
He's scattered all over the lawn...
three legs are mangled,
the other ones gone....
etc. :)
On top of 'ol Smokey
All covered with snot
I shot my poor teacher
while he sat on the pot...
(I'll stop there as it really goes downhill from there!)
See! Some of us have been doing this for awhile and we've turned out fairly normal!!
Bill