My Yamaha sounded sterile........
Like playing into a barrel...
Alas, I now have no C...
But don't have pity on me.......
For I am now blowing my Scodwell..
And everybody says, "I done well."
A new C will be along shortly...
Made by a gent round and portly...
As soon as the company goes off strike...
And the boss says, "Make a horn for Mike"....
But if he puts me in a stitch....
I can always wait for a new Eclipse!
