| I heard a good one when I was flying from St. Louis to Milwaukee two weeks ago:
As we were getting ready to push back from the gate, the pilot opened the cockpit door, leaned around the corner to look down the aisle of the plane. He turned on the PA and said: "Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm Captian XYZ and on behalf of American Eagle I welcome you aboard. I was just checking some numbers and well, the flight tonight is nearly full but if we take on a little extra fuel we can just make Las Vegas. We could sell the aircraft for about 21 million dollars and have one hell of a party! Let's have a show of hands to see who would like to do that instead of going to Milwaukee."
Of course we all raised our hands.
Eric
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