| Trumpet Jokes
Wondering if you all have heard these before:
How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the trumpet players.
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trumpeter's car?
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
What's the first thing a trumpet player says at work?
"Would you like fries with that?"
How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Louie Armstrong would have done it.
What's the difference between a trumpet and a chain saw?
Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.
What is a gentleman?
Somebody who knows how to play the trumpet, but doesn't.
How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because the world revloves around them!
How many trumpets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?
The doorbell shrieks!
Why can't a gorilla play trumpet?
He's too sensitive.
What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up?"
"But Johnny, you can't do both."
What would a trumpet player do if he won a million dollars?
Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.
How do you get a trumpet to play FFF?
Mark MP on the part.
How are trumpets like pirates?
They both murder on the high C's
Why does a trumpet have three valves?
Because trumpet players can't count to four. |