| This one is from Leon.
> After preparing for a concert, Anne the harpist and Sam the trombonist
went
> out to a discotheque. Sam's car wouldn't lock, but Sam was a good
> friend
of
> the club's owner.
>
> So they locked their instruments in the club owner's office, and went
> into the disco for some fun. By the end of the night, and having had
> way too
much
> to drink,
> they went back to rehearsal, completely forgetting to take back their
> instruments.
>
> Anne told the conductor, "I left my harp in Sam's friend's disco."
> (ala Tony Bennett) |