| Ok, a Canadian Thanksgiving story....
Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional holiday feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She
told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my
sister wouldn't mind going out to get it.
When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the
turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back
into the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the
little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry
hysterically.
It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that turkeys lay
eggs!
Yes, my sister is a BLONDE!
-cw-
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Chuck Willard
The Willard of Oz
"Don't be afraid to see what you see."
Ronald Reagan |