Manny Laureano

It was a full moon last night and I got to thinking that there are some great conspiracy theories out there.

What's your favorite?

LET'S AVOID THE POLITICAL THEORIES. Let's not get into the distasteful 9/11 stuff or Kennedy assassination stuff. I'm talking about stuff like this:

I recently almost drove off the road after being told about the KFC "Animal 54". Get this:

The reason KFC is not called Kentucky Fried Chicken is because there's no chicken in the food. Instead, what KFC has done is genetically engineer an animal, now dubbed Animal 54 (Cue TUN, TUN TA-A-A-HHHH music), that has multiple breasts, legs, thighs, no beak or anything troublesome like that. No, Animal 54 satisfies the need for more chicken parts for the evil scientists at the KFC compound.

I'd like to know what happened to Animals 1 through 53. Are they walking around smoking a cigarette on an unemployment line looking for a job?

I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. So, okay... that kind of stuff. NO POLITICS!!!

ML