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Manny Laureano · 03-06-2007, 03:54 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know
You see, folks, david gets it. BRAVO!!!

Here's mine:

In order to understand putting brass manufacturers out of business you need to realize that everything is controlled by a The Dubai Brass Conspirators made up of North Koreans with help from trumpet players.
The conspiracy first started during the Birth of Nokonek Xian in Minneapolis. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the five trumpet mutilations.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by saying "Damn it!".

They want to mutilate Jack Bauer and imprison resisters in Portland, Oregon using F-16 jet fighters.

In order to prepare for this, we all must knock out pilots from Detroit. Since the media is controlled by Jimi Michiel we should get our information from RZeller.

03-06-2007, 03:54 PM	#10 (permalink)
Manny Laureano Utimate User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,989	Re: For fun: conspiracy theories What They Don't Want You to Know You see, folks, david gets it. BRAVO!!! Here's mine: In order to understand putting brass manufacturers out of business you need to realize that everything is controlled by a The Dubai Brass Conspirators made up of North Koreans with help from trumpet players. The conspiracy first started during the Birth of Nokonek Xian in Minneapolis. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the five trumpet mutilations. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by saying "Damn it!". They want to mutilate Jack Bauer and imprison resisters in Portland, Oregon using F-16 jet fighters. In order to prepare for this, we all must knock out pilots from Detroit. Since the media is controlled by Jimi Michiel we should get our information from RZeller.