| Re: Farm Life
Actually, it's a different pig farmer joke. A guy buys a pig farm, and asks a vet how can he tell if a pig is pregnant. The vet says it's easy, a pregnant pig won't stand but prefers to lie in the mud. OK, the farmer says, what's the best way to breed the herd? Vet says artifical insemination, everyone does that nowadays. Is that difficult? No the vet says you can do it yourself.
The farmer gets the wrong idea so the next day......
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BTW, Wilmer, I heard that joke from Khan Jamal!
Michael McLaughlin
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