Hi 40cal.,
Maybe you'll enjoy useing the following greeting on the next car that overflows with that pungent smell.
About 30 years ago I had a hippie stumble into my high end hi-fi shop reeking of the finest homegrown in the county to check out some great sounds. I mean, this guy was BLITZED!
So, instead of cheerfully asking, "Good morning! Hii, how are you today," I twisted a couple of words around and said, in the same way and spirit:
"GOOD MORNING! HOW
HIGH ARE YOU TODAY"
He automatically replied, "I'm fine," and kept on going.
About 20 steps later his stoned minded kicked in as he realized my real question.
It was at that time that I observed him sniffing his shirt and sleeve . . . having a real pot-induced paranoia attack! I about busted up trying to keep a straight face!!!
I'll bet you could have some real fun with that little twist on words!
Warmest regards,
T.
PS: I'm glad you didn't pull me over back when I was about 21.
