Who else but a volunteer hosebeater.
Some of them guys are odd ducks to say the least.
Disclaimer: This post is not intended to offend anyone. I work with volunteer firemen on a regular basis and have a lot of laughs at their expense. That said they usually do a good job and my hours can be wacky enough; I'm not rolling out of bed in the middle of the night on a day off to deal for most of this stuff. Being volunteer they do get their share of idiots to deal with though.