If the unfortunate time of losing one's chops ever comes for me, I think id invest in one of those James Morrison Electronic Trumpets... They look really cool... all the little trumpet-esque features (shakes, trills, bends, etc), concepts, etc.
http://www.morrisondigitaltrumpet.com/
But until i ever lose my chops, like Clarence said, I'm keepin' it real.