| Re: A Smile for Ruth
A blond was driving and is pulled over by a fresh, new State Trooper for speeding. When asked for her license, she replied that she didn’t have one. When asked for registration, she admitted that the car was stolen, that she had murdered the owner and put his body in the trunk. Flustered, the young officer called for backup. Upon arriving, the senior officer asked the blond for her license. “Here,” she said, pulling it out of her purse. “Registration, right here under the visor,” she answered the second question, showing the vehicle registration.
“I’m sorry, Madam, but this other officer said you had a body in the trunk.”
“Here, look for yourself,” she said, handing him the keys. Moments later, after the officer ascertained that there was indeed no body, she said to him:
“I wouldn't be surprised if that liar told you I was speeding, too!”
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