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Eeviac · 01-16-2008, 12:41 AM

Boy oh boy did you come to the right place! This is the place for advice! OK here's what'cha do: Join the Army. If you're too young, join the ROTC. In either case, plenty of marching, plus yelling that sometimes sounds like singing "cadence" lol. And you'll get a nifty M-16 to carry around while marching and stuff, and if you really want to, you can carry the GUIDON. That's that really cool flag that the guy in front carries while they're all marchin' and runnin' and yellin' along, Really Cool People get to carry that! Oh, and they wear cool hats, believe me start getting a bunch of Sergeant Schultz jokes together now, because they'll come in handy for jokin' around while wearing the illustrious "Fritz Hat".

Oh, and if you "spin" your M-16 a lot and do that crazy drill team stuff, they'll recognize your rare talent by giving you an M-60 to carry, that's uh, a machine gun, you can't spin one of those!

01-16-2008, 12:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Eeviac Piano User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: chino valley arizona usa Posts: 477	Re: I miss Marching Season. =( Boy oh boy did you come to the right place! This is the place for advice! OK here's what'cha do: Join the Army. If you're too young, join the ROTC. In either case, plenty of marching, plus yelling that sometimes sounds like singing "cadence" lol. And you'll get a nifty M-16 to carry around while marching and stuff, and if you really want to, you can carry the GUIDON. That's that really cool flag that the guy in front carries while they're all marchin' and runnin' and yellin' along, Really Cool People get to carry that! Oh, and they wear cool hats, believe me start getting a bunch of Sergeant Schultz jokes together now, because they'll come in handy for jokin' around while wearing the illustrious "Fritz Hat". Oh, and if you "spin" your M-16 a lot and do that crazy drill team stuff, they'll recognize your rare talent by giving you an M-60 to carry, that's uh, a machine gun, you can't spin one of those!