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SatchmoII · 01-27-2008, 08:23 PM

I have probably some of the worst stories and I'm still in HS LOL. Check this out. I'm in Jazz band and the bell rings, so I pack up my music and I'm just chilling with my trumpet in one hand and my plunger in another. It's the time of year when guys ask out girls to Homecomeing and this sax player Troy in my jazz band bought a dozen roses and put them in teh bell of his horn (tenor sax). He planned to surprise the girl by waiting behind the door for her to come in and then play Lover Man. Well the band room at my school is INSANELY HUGE, fits several hundred people comfortably. Well hes standing behind these huge double doors waiting for the girl to come and there are about 80 people crowded around the door to see whats goin on. I just chill inside watching. Well My friend Alex comes by after a couple of mins and says " dude, sorry but shes not here today." A huge "AWwwww" wave sweeps the crowd". The day presumes as normal. Well the next day we are warming up in Jazz band and he makes a derogatory joke towards me (I'm Black). He laid an egg on the joke so it was just an akward silence. "Ok, thats all good" I say. I'm thinking to myself "O ill get him soon". Well he tries the whole rose thing again and 80 peoples surround the door. I'm chillin near the door with my trumpet and my plunger in my hand again and this time she shows. He plays and asks her, but she says " IM SORRY )=!! I already have a date )= ". An even bigger wave of "AWWWWWW" Sweeps through the crowd. Then it hits me" Vengance is mine XD". I hide my smirk and just as the aww dies down, I pick up my plunger, put my trumpet to my face and fight laughing harder than anything iver ever done b4 in my life, and play " Whomp whomp whomp whomp (G F# F E, The series of notes u here when something ironic or funny happens. Play it on ur horn to really get the just of it.) The whole room erupts in laughter. Even the directors are holding their sides trying as hard as they can not to laugh but failing miserably. This was in my opinion the proudest moment of my trumpeting career (yea ima jerk lol)

During the whole thing, My friend Josh, the lead bone player comes up 2 me and says (please pardon my language) "AJ,(MY name) your a dick" I just give him this huge grin, and say "Hey man, don't knock it until you try it".

I have alot more of these stories lol.

01-27-2008, 08:23 PM	#9 (permalink)
SatchmoII New Friend Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 4	Re: Post humorous trumpet experiences here. I have probably some of the worst stories and I'm still in HS LOL. Check this out. I'm in Jazz band and the bell rings, so I pack up my music and I'm just chilling with my trumpet in one hand and my plunger in another. It's the time of year when guys ask out girls to Homecomeing and this sax player Troy in my jazz band bought a dozen roses and put them in teh bell of his horn (tenor sax). He planned to surprise the girl by waiting behind the door for her to come in and then play Lover Man. Well the band room at my school is INSANELY HUGE, fits several hundred people comfortably. Well hes standing behind these huge double doors waiting for the girl to come and there are about 80 people crowded around the door to see whats goin on. I just chill inside watching. Well My friend Alex comes by after a couple of mins and says " dude, sorry but shes not here today." A huge "AWwwww" wave sweeps the crowd". The day presumes as normal. Well the next day we are warming up in Jazz band and he makes a derogatory joke towards me (I'm Black). He laid an egg on the joke so it was just an akward silence. "Ok, thats all good" I say. I'm thinking to myself "O ill get him soon". Well he tries the whole rose thing again and 80 peoples surround the door. I'm chillin near the door with my trumpet and my plunger in my hand again and this time she shows. He plays and asks her, but she says " IM SORRY )=!! I already have a date )= ". An even bigger wave of "AWWWWWW" Sweeps through the crowd. Then it hits me" Vengance is mine XD". I hide my smirk and just as the aww dies down, I pick up my plunger, put my trumpet to my face and fight laughing harder than anything iver ever done b4 in my life, and play " Whomp whomp whomp whomp (G F# F E, The series of notes u here when something ironic or funny happens. Play it on ur horn to really get the just of it.) The whole room erupts in laughter. Even the directors are holding their sides trying as hard as they can not to laugh but failing miserably. This was in my opinion the proudest moment of my trumpeting career (yea ima jerk lol) During the whole thing, My friend Josh, the lead bone player comes up 2 me and says (please pardon my language) "AJ,(MY name) your a dick" I just give him this huge grin, and say "Hey man, don't knock it until you try it". I have alot more of these stories lol.