| Re: Blonde joke
A rookie patrolman pulled a blonde over for speeding. When he asked for her license, she said: "I don't have one." When asked for registration, she confessed to stealing the car after killing the owner and stuffing him in the trunk.
Nervous, the officer called for backup. His superior came, and asked the woman for her license. "Here it is," she said, pulling it out of her purse. When asked for registration, she gave it to him as well. Puzzled, the officer asked to look in the trunk. "Sure," she said, and opened the trunk, containing a spare tire and nothing else.
"I'm sorry," the superior said, this officer told me you were driving a stolen car without a license with a murder victim in the trunk."
The blonde replied: "I bet that liar probably told you I was speeding, too!"
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