Catfish

I know what a king brown looks like ... I have had more than one in my kitchen.. Not fun.... On those rare occasions when my cats do get out they have a habit of catching snakes and then bringing them into my house and then dropping them on the floor.

I have had other snakes in my house too.... We have had some hot dry summers in the sunshine state and snakes become more adventurous when looking for food. It always seems to be that the snake is between me and in front of the snake catchers phone number which sits on the fridge. By god I have done some quick fancy foot work.. Always keep a pair of steel capped boots handy.

My father use to give me snakes to play with when I was a kid (not king browns of course, but he did use to keep a couple of taipans in the boot of his car). The bastard also took me fishing in crocodile infested waters .... Well I am exaggerating... they weren't infested with crocodiles , but one was enough to make me pack up my tackle box and take the long walk through mangrove swam back to the car. Dad carried on fishing ....

You forgot about spiders Ted.... we have a few of them too.