Okay... At church last night preparing for the next time we play... We were rehearsing a tune called The Battle Belongs to the Lord. It's a lot of fun to play. Anyway, we are getting ready to re-run a section for the percussion where he was losing count and getting off. The director said to take it from where the trumpet solo came in. At that pont I remarked to my section mate that it made sense, since that was where the "meat" of the song was.
He looked at me and drily said....
"Well, if that's where the meat is, it's a shame it wasn't well done."
I had to laugh. Wish I'd thought of it.