I'm not a smart man.
I had my MacBook sitting closed on a chair, and had my trumpet case over it while I was fiddling with my horn on and off this evening. Got ready for bed, grabbed my case by the handle, and found out the hard way that it wasn't latched properly. After some cursing and tantrum throwing, I inspected the horn and appear to have gotten VERY lucky, not a single dent or scratch I can see.
As I want to pack my laptop up, I noticed a new suspiciously trumpet bell-shaped dent on the lid. I opened it up and turned it on. The hit had been enough to shatter the glass over the screen. Fortunately the screen itself is fine, and I'd rather have to fix my laptop than my instrument.
Winner: Bach Strad 37