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Old 07-20-2005, 04:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Musical Joke
Hi -

Just thought I'd relate a musical joke I came across the other day:

What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull?

On a bull the horns are up front and the ass is in back!
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Old 07-20-2005, 05:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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haha... maybe thats not the best joke to post in Manny's forum seeing as how he is the director for the the youth orchrestra... (or so I've heard, I think...)
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Old 07-20-2005, 05:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yes, Manny is a conductor.
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Old 07-20-2005, 06:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol nice one!

im sure manny can relate. playing in orchestras that long you are bound to have a few asinine conductors.
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Old 07-20-2005, 09:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Lol, took me a second to get it, but I like it.
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Old 08-23-2005, 01:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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but guys...its so true!
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you know i've never understood that joke til now.
the conductor is an ass.....ha.
maybe I haven't been in enough to know.
oh wait, I'll never be in one again!!
for those of you who don't know me well enough.....well you'll find out why i'm happy
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Old 08-26-2005, 05:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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While it may be true sometimes (it has never been the case with me), I think it was bad taste to post this in Manny's forum.
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Old 08-27-2005, 12:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Thanks for watching my back, amigo, but it's cool. It really is. I've told that joke way too many times for me to be offended by it. Besides, I'm only a semi-conductor!

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Semi-conductor?

Mr. Manny Laureano: coming to an electronic device near YOU!
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