So the Pope, Jesus and Geoff Boycott were at the side of the lake,
Watch this says Jesus and walks across,
Geoff follows suit,
The Pope tries it and splash. so he gives it another go and ends up absolutely wet through.
Jesus turns to Boycs and says,
"do you think we should tell him about the stepping stones"
Boycs looks at the Son of God and says
As a Yorkshire man I frequently get my wallet out, it's only fair to let the moths get a bit of fresh air.