One very bad joke for this weekend's gigs

Manny Laureano · 02-05-2005, 08:50 AM

Gentle sightreaders,

Since it's important to keep your section awake during the rests here's a classsic groaner for the weekend.

Spielberg decides that he wants to make a movie about the great composers (stop me if you've heard ths one) and so, he calls up Nicholson, Hanks, Gibson, and Swarzenegger for a meeting to do his casting.

"So, Jack", says Spielberg, "... whom do want to play?"

"Well, I'll tell ya", he drawls, "I've always like Wagner's music and I think I can pull off the dark side of the man. So, yeah... Wagner."

"Done", says Spielberg. "Tom? What about you?"

"Gosh, I've always dug Brahms... it's great, meaningful stuff".

"Well, okay..." Spielberg says reluctantly. "Hmm, with proper makeup we might be able to pull it off. Fine, it'll be a challenge but you've got the role. Mel?"

"Ohh, Mozart, yeah, Mozart... that magnificent, troubled life of his, so many sides to him. That's what I want: to play Mozart!"

"Mel, you'll be great! Arnold?"

All eyes turn to Arnold who has been looking away the whole time, lost in thought. He slowly turns his head towards the group and answers,

" I'll be Bach ."

Have a good weekend.

ML

camelbrass · 02-05-2005, 09:06 AM

OH NO!!!

Mikey · 02-05-2005, 09:07 AM

GROAN................

wiseone2 · 02-05-2005, 09:27 AM

The section moves toward the wings, staring at the principal player in disbelief

Wilmer

Anonymous · 02-05-2005, 10:33 AM

I agree with Wilmer

Tootsall · 02-05-2005, 01:18 PM

You know you're baroque when you're all out of Monette.

Manny Laureano · 02-05-2005, 04:36 PM

Groan... I'm getting too old for this Schilke.
But it was the Besson I could come up with.

ML

Lazorphaze · 02-05-2005, 06:54 PM

that is soooo bad.

Mikey · 02-05-2005, 07:53 PM

If it's baroque,
I can Handel it.........

tpter1 · 02-05-2005, 08:52 PM

Someone call my Lawler...there was an accidental at the bridge!

Is there a Dr. Beat in the house?

"My baby BERPED!"

02-05-2005, 08:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
Manny Laureano Utimate User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,989	One very bad joke for this weekend's gigs Gentle sightreaders, Since it's important to keep your section awake during the rests here's a classsic groaner for the weekend. Spielberg decides that he wants to make a movie about the great composers (stop me if you've heard ths one) and so, he calls up Nicholson, Hanks, Gibson, and Swarzenegger for a meeting to do his casting. "So, Jack", says Spielberg, "... whom do want to play?" "Well, I'll tell ya", he drawls, "I've always like Wagner's music and I think I can pull off the dark side of the man. So, yeah... Wagner." "Done", says Spielberg. "Tom? What about you?" "Gosh, I've always dug Brahms... it's great, meaningful stuff". "Well, okay..." Spielberg says reluctantly. "Hmm, with proper makeup we might be able to pull it off. Fine, it'll be a challenge but you've got the role. Mel?" "Ohh, Mozart, yeah, Mozart... that magnificent, troubled life of his, so many sides to him. That's what I want: to play Mozart!" "Mel, you'll be great! Arnold?" All eyes turn to Arnold who has been looking away the whole time, lost in thought. He slowly turns his head towards the group and answers, " I'll be Bach ." Have a good weekend. ML

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Mikey Forte User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,853	GROAN................
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wiseone2 Artitst in Residence Forte User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Brooklyn,NY Posts: 2,160	The section moves toward the wings, staring at the principal player in disbelief Wilmer
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Lazorphaze Piano User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 399	that is soooo bad.
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Mikey Forte User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,853	If it's baroque, I can Handel it.........
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Manny Laureano Utimate User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,989	Groan... I'm getting too old for this Schilke. But it was the Besson I could come up with. ML

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tpter1 Forte User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Northern New York Brand: Lawler Posts: 2,309	Someone call my Lawler...there was an accidental at the bridge! Is there a Dr. Beat in the house? "My baby BERPED!"

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