If you need a trumpet player, this person is ready to go.
Do you need convincing? She states that that she "found a trumpet in a closet about a week ago (WEEK AGO) and have since watched 4 teach-yourself-to-play-trumpet videos on youtube".
Do you need more convincing? She ends with the assurances that she is "not crazy or fat or weird or anything but might be manic depressive".
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