trjeam

I was wondering if any of you guys had any suggestions for places to teach privately besides at home or local music stores.

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Solar Bell

Instead of a local music store, how about one 50 miles away?

You could teach them in a boat
You wouldn't have to wear a coat

You could teach them at the beach
and listen to how high they reach

You could teach them in your auto
But wear a seatbelt, that's MY motto

On a boat, In your coat
At the beach to hear their reach
With a seatbelt in your auto

How many places must I share?
You can teach them ANYWHERE!

You could teach them on a train
While traveling through northern Maine

You could teach them at the bar
While drinking vodka from a jar

You could teach them in a diner
Especially if they are a minor

While on a train in northern Maine,
While drinking vodka from a jar
and if they're a minor, at the diner

How many places must I share?
You can teach them ANYWHERE!

You can teach them in a hall
You can teach them at the mall

You teach them in a tree
You can teach them by the sea

In a hall
at the mall
in a tree, by the sea

You see I really do not care....
You can teach them ANYWHERE!

-cw-

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The Willard of Oz

"Don't be afraid to see what you see."
Ronald Reagan

Manny Laureano

Oh, great... now he's channeling Theodore Geisel.

Is there an exorcist in the house?

ML

rjzeller

...He's a Michigan fan (my God, I actually spelled it out instead of typing M*ch*g*n...I'm getting weak...), we can't expect too much sanity from him, can we?

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I teach in my house. I don't see anything wrong with teaching at their house, or maybe a public park. Chris

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Solar Bell

rjzeller wrote:

Uh oh, another sneak attack from a disgruntled Ohio State fan zapping me in a nuetral thread.

You could always leave MN and go back to Ohio, and in doing so raise the collective I.Q. of BOTH states!

-cw-

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The Willard of Oz

"Don't be afraid to see what you see."
Ronald Reagan

Manny Laureano

Of cou'se y'know... dis means war...

MN

Manny Laureano

Q: What's the difference between a University of Michigan fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but he gets 3 credits.

Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
A: On the University of Michigan campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.

Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.

Q: Why don't University of Michigan fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because cats keep covering them up.

A University of Michigan fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."

Q: Did you hear about the University of Michigan fan who locked his keys in his car?
A: He couldn't get his family out.

Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Two University of Michigan fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it." The first University of Michigan fan asks, "Why not?" The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?
A: A visitor.

Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Michigan library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Michigan's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Q: Do you know why the University of Michigan football team should change its name to the "Opossums"?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: Did you hear the story about the semi-truck carrying pigs that flipped over on the University of Michigan campus?
A: The officials had to check ID's before letting anyone back on board.

Q: What does the average University of Michigan student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a University of Michigan?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.

Q: What should you do if you find three University of Michigan fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie. The genie said to the General, "I will grant you one wish." The General replied, "I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war." The genie responded, "I'm not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish." "Well," the General responds, "then can you have University of Michigan win a bowl game this year?" After a moment, the genie says, "Let me see that map again."

Q: How do you make University of Michigan cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

Q: What do you get when you cross a University of Michigan fan and a pig?
A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.

Q: How many University of Michigan freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

ML

Solar Bell

HEY!!!!!

You copied all my Ohio State truisms and put them here.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

Besides in my post I actually complimented MN by hoping to rid you of an OSU alum and raising MN's I.O.

Boy, try to give a little help.

This could be the start of something big!

-cw-

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Chuck Willard
The Willard of Oz

"Don't be afraid to see what you see."
Ronald Reagan

Manny Laureano

Ah, Michigan....

Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.

ML