The Mozart effect

camelbrass · 09-15-2006, 08:12 AM

Very, very clever.

Regards,

Trevor

Manny Laureano · 09-15-2006, 08:48 AM

BEETHOVEN EFFECT: Child goes back and forth between shouting and speaking in tender, eloquent terms. Appears not be listening when spoken to by authority figures for whom he shows disdain. Never stays at one desk for very long.

Next?

ML

Mikey · 09-15-2006, 09:51 AM

Thanks Manny.........

This should be good...

Manny Laureano · 09-15-2006, 11:32 AM

SHOSTAKOVITCH EFFECT: Hard kid to pin down. Seems to say what the teacher wants to hear but one has the gnawing feeling that one is being mocked. Keep your eye on him.

ML

ecarroll · 09-15-2006, 11:46 AM

TRUMPETMASTER EFFECT: Child spends too much time online discussing politics. Easily ignored.

:)
EC

Rimshot · 09-15-2006, 12:05 PM

CHOPIN EFFECT: Child will only play with one toy, but quickly develops the ability to balance it on his nose while doing a double back flip.

Clarino · 09-15-2006, 01:50 PM

MAXWELL-DAVIS EFFECT: Everything the child says is uninteligable and unpleasant to listen to. Despite this the child thinks he is very clever indeed. Is eventually appointed to a Royal position and makes even less sense.

tpter1 · 09-15-2006, 02:25 PM

Stockhausen effect: Child uses odd sounding utterances instead of words; can only make bleeps, blurps or whooshing noises; anything remotely resembling words is oddly distorted and mutated. Seems to be able to talk from 2 sides of the room at once.

Manny Laureano · 09-17-2006, 01:03 AM

VIVALDI EFFECT: Child learns to say the same things in about three hundred different ways.

ML

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Clarino Mezzo Piano User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sheffield, England, UK Posts: 644	MAXWELL-DAVIS EFFECT: Everything the child says is uninteligable and unpleasant to listen to. Despite this the child thinks he is very clever indeed. Is eventually appointed to a Royal position and makes even less sense. __________________ "...you have the perfect C Major chord, with blazing trumpets and inaudible strings." - Daniel Barenboim.

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tpter1 Forte User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Northern New York Posts: 2,309	Stockhausen effect: Child uses odd sounding utterances instead of words; can only make bleeps, blurps or whooshing noises; anything remotely resembling words is oddly distorted and mutated. Seems to be able to talk from 2 sides of the room at once. __________________ -Glenn "Roses have thorns; shining waters mud. Clouds and eclipses stain the moon and the sun; and history reeks of the wrongs we have done. After today, after today, consider me gone."- Sting

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